Tuesday, August 28, 2007

with my grandparents

i went to watch 881 again with my grandma and grandpa at GV tamp today! i think my grandma got a little teary at the end. oh well.. it's really quite a sad show. well, it was the first time ever for me, watching a movie and had all different seatings! check out the ticket.. we three were all seperated. bit weird, but actually okay lah. not that bad.

going to work tomorrow.. damn sian. but i shouldn't complain too much lah. compared to others.. i considered very lucky already. but it's just.. i don't really enkoy my job. so dread it a bit. and finally.. i think i've grown tired of 8 Days. after so many years since primary school, i had no longer the urge to buy it the moment i pass a mag stand, read every article in the mag, and jason hanh has ceased to be as amusing as he was last time. like yihao said, quite sad. but things change.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

women, beware

"What a wonderful invention, ships! Of course, I am told they are bound to disappear for 'market reasons', because they no longer pay. This is how our world works, and so we deprive ourselves of one more pleasure. In the end we shall even get rid of women! Inventions of God! Of course, we shall do without them the day we find a way to make children more cheaply in test tubes without waiting nine months, the day we find there is no 'market' for love, and men can stick their willies in a machine electronically programmed to satisfy all desires with no risks of diseases - a machine that will ask nothing for itself, except money."

- Tiziano Terzani A Fortune-teller Told Me

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

brown rice

today my grandmother asked me, "which comes first? the chicken or the egg?" and i told her, "there's no answer."

boxer had his first doggy bowl of brown rice today!! haha. we bought a pack for him, 2.5kg for 4 bucks. and for the first time ever, he took, by his standards, a very long time to finish it! he actually ate, walked away twice, and then go back to eating.. i was amazed. for a dog that eats anything, brown rice must taste damn bad for him to not really like it. i think i'll buy some mutton for him the next time.. add a bit more flavour haha. he's spoilt.

and he had his usual walk and we saw this guy who has 3 jack russells! omg. they looked like 3 boxers! all pulling so hard at the leash and whining. so scary! haha imagine yihao's place 3x the mess everyday lol. can faint and get high blood pressure.. but boxer's so cute! i think he's the cutest jack russell i've seen! heh.

and we saw this lady with her jack russell. we can actually see her kitchen from yihao's place.. so when she first bought him, boxer was already a little bigger. so we used to look over and he's so cute!! but now he bigger not nice looking already. lose to boxer hahaha! and we saw her downstairs today then she damn zhuai. pretend never see us.. she got no dog owner etiquette leh.

rule number one: always smile at the other dog owner when your dogs meet.

like that also dunno. tsk tsk.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

amy green

"A moment on the lips, forever on the hips."
- Amy Green (on Joey's obsession with pizzas)

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Friday, August 17, 2007

a fortune-teller once told me

a travel book (no matter what he calls it), by tiziano terzani

this book was born from an event in 1976. back then, tiziano was told by a fortune-teller in hong kong, not to fly in the year 1993. the start of the book sees him in a inner conflict - whether or not to believe in what westerners call superstition. and he decided he needed a change in his hectic lifestyle (he is a journalist), so in 1993, tiziano travelled by land and sea through eleven asian countries. turns out, a UN helicopter crashed in cambodia that very year, full of journalists. "Among them was the German colleague who had taken (his) place."

along the way, he continues his new-found fascination with this alternate form of believes. what promises to be a journey of spirituality and insight into the asian way of life is marred by tiziano's love for his own words. he sees it as a neccesity to end each paragraph with a beautifully written sentence that, i can only suppose, intended to lead the reader into a new level of realisation. in the first chapter, it is pretty impressive. but after that, you just want to ask him to stop. the man takes himself way to seriously, coming up with sentences like,

"What an ugly invention is tourism! One of the most baleful of all industries! It has reduced the world to a vast playground, a Disneyland without borders. Soon thousands of these new invaders, soldiers of the empire of consumerism, will land, and with their insatiable cameras and camcorders they will scrape away the last of that natural magic which is still everywhere in this country."

seriously, does he even read his own books? his love for the untouched, places spared from modernisation can be understood, and even applauded. while the masses are conforming to the ever-changing west, we need our own identification. but his constant whining in the book is irritating and laughable. he is not only in love with his words, he is in love with his ideals and is determined to make sure we readers can memorise it.

and his affection for asia, obviously does not extend to the people that make up this part of the world. chinese, according to him are the ones responsible for the peoples' need to modernise. chinese, immigrated for money. chinese, monopolised thailand and made it what it is today. he also states his discontempt for the way women are dressed in malaysia. he speaks of the kampucheans like they are of a mystic past, and not the warm, friendly people they are.

such sweeping statements, and from a journalist too. many of his so-called quotes come from only one person, and he uses that to justify as if it spoke for the majority. the last straw for me came when he reached singapore. he does not bother to hide his disgust for our country. he openly criticises out government, and our father MM Lee Kuan Yew. he writes of things that i can only name them as 'conspiracy theories". it is utterly revolting and disgusting to read, coming from someone who isn't even singaporean. He says,

"What happens to a society that grows up like this, without the learning to make distinctions, with only the computer's logic of 'yes' and 'no'? What happens in the heads of children who grow up with the impression that every problem has a solution, and that everything is at most a question of software?"

this part made me so indignant that i dog-eared the page. and i never do that to books. but he exceeds himself when he gave snide remarks about our racial harmony, saying it cannot possibly exist, and that chinese are the dominating race. our taxi drivers, are irritating and we like in a air-con city.

there will always be this debate of urbanisation vs. our origins. even tiziano himself agrees that when given a choice, people (who live in less developed places) will opt for urbanisation. and why? because of the convenience and comfort it brings. while i too enjoy the occasional escape, it is unfair to impose upon others what you think as beautiful and untouched. is it right then, hindering people to move on? is it fair that because you think something should be left alone, that the people living in it should also be denied the chance of sleeping in an air-con room and a comfortable bed?

tiziano may have good knowledge about asia. but in a book written so fluffy and with that little credibility, i say skip it.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

quality time

today i spent some great time with my grandparents. had breakfast at Hans (tampines) then walked around for a while. my grandfather bought 4D heh, and my grandma went to the bank. after that we took the free shuttle bus to IKEA! and GIANT. it was so fun! there weren't many people today.. and the place was generally quite quiet. we shopped for fruits and a cushion for my aunt. i really enjoyed it.

and today, after 21 years, i finally found out exactly why, my grandma has two names! and all my life, my grandma's only occupation is a nurse. something she is very proud of, something everyone knows her by. when she goes back to whompoa. everyone calls her "MIssy ah!" which in hokkien means, "nurse ah!". apparently, before she began her career as a nurse, she had a stint in a factoy which produced paper bags. and she was a also a... JEWELRY sales girl at the age at 18!

oh the irony of it! my grandma is never one for the riches and beauty that came with it. my grandmother is a down-to-earth, no nonsense kind of person. she has a heart of gold, and she and my grandfather brought me up.

and why, is my grandmother's name Tan Ah Sam @ Tan Mei Chin? see? my grandmother's hip okay. she had an email address way earlier than me. my grandmother's born in malaysia and at that time, her name was written in arabic on her birth cert. and the nurse at the hospital apparently didn't really know arabic.

so since birth, everyone assumed she's Tan Mei Chin. all the way till when she's 18, when she dropped out of school in Form 4 (secondary 4 in our time). it was till then, when she wanted to come over to singapore (we were still with Malaysia that time) that a clerk told her that no, your name isn't Tan Mei Chin!

can you believe it? what a slap in your face. imagine everyone calling you robert when your name's actually dick. but maybe if you're called dick, you wouldn't want people to find out anyway.

so my grandmother had to go to court and swear about something (i didn't really get that part), and now her I/C states, Tan Ah Sam@Tan Mei Chin.

cool right? and she's going to start cell group soon. my grandma goes to Trinity Church.. and they already found her a cell. and she wants to be water baptised soon. i'm so proud of her.

i love my grandparents so much!